Welcome to Ray Flatt's Weekly BubbaGram Bubba and Earl, (Handymen Extraordinaire) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up, and somewhat bewildered, a natural state for them. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder that tall!" The woman took a wrench from their tool box, loosened a few bolts, and 'thump', the pole came down. Then she took a tape measure and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Bubba shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman, we needed the height, and she gives us the length!" Earl continued to chuckled as he said " We knowed how long it was when we took it off the truck!" ------- PS: If you got this eMail in error or would not like any future Bubba Grams (story on a weekly basis)...just send it back with the words UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject.